{"product_id":"unisex-garment-dyed-heavyweight-t-shirt-2","title":"UNSHAKEABLE™ My Brain Wiener Dog Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYour brain may have other plans. Your humor still gets a vote.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis Wiener Dog design speaks to the funny, frustrating, unpredictable side of living with Parkinson’s. It’s a way to share a knowing smile with people who understand, while keeping the person behind the diagnosis in view. Wear it for everyday outings, community meetups, or any day when a little attitude feels like the right answer.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade to order, this garment-dyed heavyweight tee has a comfortable, worn-in feel for everyday wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e10% of net profits from each UNSHAKEABLE drop are donated to the Brian Grant Foundation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize \u0026amp; Fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnisex sizing, S–4XL. 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