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After shipment, estimated delivery is 3–7 business days in the United States or 7–21 business days internationally. Times are estimates and may vary due to carrier delays, weather, customs, or peak seasons. Shipping costs are calculated at checkout. Tracking is emailed once shipped. International customers are responsible for customs duties, taxes, and import fees. See our Shipping Policy for full details.ReturnsBecause each item is made to order, we do not accept returns or exchanges for sizing, color preference, or change of mind. If your item arrives damaged, defective, with a printing error, or incorrect, contact support@unshakeablewear.com within 7 days of delivery with your order number, a brief description, and clear photos. Approved claims receive a replacement or refund. 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